Virgin Mary gave birth to baby Jesus on christmas day

A woman in Peru named Virgen Maria, gave birth to a baby boy on christmas day. The babys name is Jesus. And the baby father is a carpenter.

20 year old Virgen Maria Huarcaya Palomino wasn't due on thursday, but had to deliver the baby by c-section. Originally the baby was supposed to be named after a soccer player, but due to the circumstances, they changed their minds.

And the father, Adolfo Jorge Huaman, has the same profession as Joseph, he's a carpenter, according to BBC news.

Jesus was born 8.20 CET, in Lima, Peru. His birth weight was 3320 grams.

"I'm happy to give birth on such a special day. I didn't think my baby would be born today, but now when he's in my arms, I'm really happy" States Maria.

Virgen Maria means Virgin Mary (noooooo :p )She told a local tv station that it was her grandfather who'd decided her name. And she's been teased about her name quite a lot.

(then why does she inflict the exact same on her son???!)







For article in norwegian, click HERE

Another night in Paradise

This nightshift is the second one I'm on this christmas, and it seems like babies in my area has decided that being born in the latest week of December is totally uncool, so they just stay "home" until January. And that suits me just fine. There's plenty of christmas goodies to finish off... So I do.

So the list of things ingested tonight is;
6 rice chocolate cookies
1 apple
2 bowls of potato crisps
A bottle of Pepsi Max (0,5 litres)
2 cups of tea
1 cup of oatmeal soup (don't ask... somebody had written that it was really good, so I had to test it. It wasn't)
2 cups of coffee
halv a cup of champagne flavoured soda
2 christmas cookies
1 wheat bun

And that's what I recall. And there's still 4,5 hours left of my shift.. Wonder if I'll fit my jeans when my shift is over heheh.

Merry christmas!!!!!

Hope you'll have an awesome celebration, filled with everything you love and enjoy!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

The ideal christmas gift for the person who has everything!- Part 2

I guess no more comment is needed here.. Except pmsl :p

The ideal christmas gift for the person who has everything!!

Scarlett Johansson is selling her handkerchief, complete with snot, lipstick and the works. It's put out on Ebay, and the profits goes to the ideal organisation USA Harvest.

The auction goes until monday, and currently the top bid is on $2.050


A good deed, but kind of discusting in my opinion...
Knock yourselves out!!







For article in norwegian, press here

The closest thing to a pet Overdose ever...

Yesterday vets saved 1500(!!!!) parrots from a 1 bedrom apartement in Berlin. According to the neighbours, an elderly man has been breeding parrots, until he filled his entire apartement. By then the neighbours had enough of the noise and foul smell of the flying pets.

But today the animal rescue centre saved the lot, capturing them all by net. It took about 7 hours...

So next time you think about buying a parrot, just go to Berlin, looks like they'll be giving them away by the dozen!

The season of joy

As I've mentioned before (and I suppose people are aware of it anyway), the christmas is here soon.
It's dark all day long here these days, and many use candlelight to light up the darkness. And other lights as well. Plenty of light! It's beautiful, but remember to blow out the candles when you leave the room, shut down all lightning if you go out, and otherwise be extra careful. Because most of us have a drink now and then, and it's easy to forget. That can be fatal!!


The last 2 days 2 horrible fires have killed 10 people here in Norway. So take care of yourself, remebmer to blow out that candle!

The weekend is here

Hooooray :)

But got a busy schedule though.
Hairdressers
Dust flat
Vaccuum flat
Clean flat
Do laundry
Make choc muffins
Change bed linen
Tidy flat (looks like an atomic wasteland ...)
Buy dress
Maybe buy shoes

And that's just for tomorrow..

Then it's the rest of the weekend.
Saturday the only christmas party I'm attending this year
Sunday probably sleeping, and praying to whoever is in charge that my headache won't return ;)

But I've got time off, yayyyy to that

Another night...

One done, doing one, and one more to go. Wish the weekend would pass by as quickly as those non-working one does.. But no.

I had the weirdest dream today, a woman came to me and told me to come and fly her jet. I did, it was kind of like a helicopter, but at the same time I had to hold on to it like it was a flying carpet. And we were quite a few sitting there. We saw all the familiar places, the aerial view was awesome. Then it came to a stop, at a strip like it was a normal plane.
And before I knew it, I was in a tent with 3 or 4 rooms. And it was work. One room had a grown man dressed as a baby, kind of like one of those fluffy pink rabbit suits, and he was chubby and very blonde. I sort of recognized him as an actor I've seen in some sitcoms, but I don't know his name. He kept trying to snatch babies... And my job was to stop him from doing that. It scared me a bit, but at the same time it was too weird to be scared. Then I woke up.
Anybody care to interpret this dream??

Personally I think I watch too much weird stuff on tv.. god knows haha.

For the special people in my life :)

If I lived to be a thousand years,
If I ruled the word – it’s hemispheres,
I could not repay the love you brought my way,
So, I want to say it now
To thank you for each day you gave me.

Thank you for the Mondays,
Saturdays and Sundays,
Everyday, the whole year through;
Thank you for the fun days,
All those number-one days,
Battles-to-be-won days, too;
I just want to say it,
Thank you for each day with…you.

We have just one life to seize the day,
We only have what time there is to say…
‘n’do what we must do, express our gratitude,
So, I whant to say it and sing it now to you.

Thank you for the Mondays,
Saturdays and Sundays,
Everyday, the whole year through;
Thank you for the fun days,
All those number-one days,
Battles-to-be-won days, too;
I just want to say it,
Thank you for each day with…you.

At the close of every day,
When I close my eyes to pray,
All I need to do, is just to think of you…
Then, all I need to say…is…

Thank you for the Mondays,
Saturdays and Sundays,
Everyday, the whole year through;
Thank you for the fun days,
All those number-one days,
Battles-to-be-won days, too;
I just want to say it,
Thank you for each day with…you.

Poor Poor me

Because I have to work 3 night shifts this weekend.

Am leaving in 5 minutes...



Just had to whine a bit, sorry.

Have a good weekend, those who can :)

Walkin' down Memory Lane..

For Beate, in memory of Gothenburg, July 1 2006 ;)






Words and music by Freddie Mercury

Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So dont stop me now dont stop me
cause Im having a good time having a good time

Im a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
Im a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
Theres no stopping me

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all

Im a rocket ship on my way to mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite Im out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Dont stop me dont stop me
Dont stop me hey hey hey!
Dont stop me dont stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Dont stop me dont stop me
Have a good time good time
Dont stop me dont stop me ah

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all

Wednesday...

Middle of the week, it's been a while since the weekend, and there's still a few days left until the weekend starts. Kinda depressing really.. But I'm just tired. But at least I've got tomorrow off, a "warm up" for the weekend, a working one. 3 night shifts.. blah.

Maybe I just need a nap to cheer myself up, but I dont know really.

All i can say is...



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Happy December

It seems like christmas is coming closer, even if I try to live in denial. The stores are filling up with christmas stuff, lights, music, and everything else that reminds us that we are at this part of the year.

Last weekend the traditional christmas trees were lit in my town, as well as the illuminated streets. Or, traditional... This year my town the "blue city" had decided that they wanted something new, so a few women got together, and somehow produced a new lightigs system with BLUE lights! not just a few lightbulbs either... 18.000 of 'em!! The results wasn't that bad, all things considered. But it reminds me of radioactive waste, that's all.. And tanning booths haha

Take a look and decide for yourselves!!








Oh, and in one of the roundabouts some creative souls has created a rather peculiar masterpiece.. Yesterday 2 snowmen were found there, anatomically correct and all!! One is a lady, well built, and the other a man, were absolutely well hung hehe. The con was that this morning the weather had changed a bit, and it's started to rain. So certain parts of the man has gone a bit limp....